30 Comical Memes When For When Your Parents Really Are That Funny

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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I am so poor. I can't even pay attention.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I caught my son chewing on electrical cords. So I had to ground him. He's doing better currently, and now conducting himself properly.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I walked into the liquor store and a guy working there asked me, “Do you need help?" I said, "Yes, but I'm here to get whiskey instead."
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    Dad Jokes⭑ @Dadsaysjokes Why did the crab cross the road? It didn't - it used the sidewalk. ...
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Sure, I drink brake fluid. But I can stop anytime.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes When my wife found me playing with my son's train set, I was so embarrassed that I threw a bedsheet over it. I think I managed to cover my tracks.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes A friend of mine got kidnapped by a group of mimes. They did unspeakable things to him.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes A frog got his DNA tested. Turns out he's part Irish, part British, and a tad Pole.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes A truck loaded with Vicks Vaporub overturned on the highway. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Scientists have found that cows produce more milk when the farmer talks to them. Apparently it's a case of in one ear and out the udder.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing," it does not mean I am free. It means I am doing nothing.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I was in my car driving back from work when a police officer pulled me over and knocked on my window. I said, "One minute, I'm on the phone.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I arrived early to the restaurant. The manager said do you mind waiting a bit? I said no. Good, he said. Take these drinks to table 9.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Wife: sometimes I like to mess with my husband and hide his stuff where he can't find it. Like I put his shoes in the shoe closet, his jacket on the hanger and his keys on the key hook.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes How does a computer get drunk? It takes screen shots.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes ... So apparently "to leave" wasn't an appropriate answer when my manager asked "what are your goals this year"
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    Dad Jokes ⭑ @Dadsaysjokes A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store. They gave me another one free of charge.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes 99.99% of people are idiots. I'm just happy I belong to the 1%. ...
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    Dad Jokes ✔ @Dadsaysjokes My wife and I started arguing as to who gets to use the microwave first. Then things started to heat up.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My wife: "Just look at that couple down the road, how lovely they are. He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her, why can't you do the same?" Me: "Are you mad? I barely know that woman!"
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My wife threatened to divorce me when I said I was going to give our daughter a silly name... So I called her Bluff...
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I went to the store to pick up 8 cans of sprite. But when I got home I realised I'd only picked 7up. ...
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes The sky was looking ominous so I asked Siri, "Surely, it's not going to rain today?" And she replied, "Yes it is, and don't call me Shirley." That was when I realized I'd left my phone on Airplane mode.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes What colour is the wind? Blew
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My wife asked me, "Why don't you treat me like you did when we were first dating!?" So I took her to dinner and a movie... Then dropped her off at her parents' house.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My friend keeps saying "Cheer up, man. It could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes As suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens. ...
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I was really struggling to get my wife's attention.... So, I sat down on the sofa and looked comfortable. That did the trick. ...
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes If there's one thing that always makes me throw up... It's a dart board on the ceiling.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes What is the worst insult you can say to a ghost? "Get a life!"

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